IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU SHOWED UP

We've been expecting you...

There's a crapload of useless auto detailing services out there.


Graphene coatings, and a bunch of other bullsh*t that your car doesn't need.

So, if you'd rather not waste your time and money on overpriced, overhyped detailing services, stick with us for the next 3 minutes.


We've got a foolproof plan that won't break the bank or your heart. You're welcome.

The Sandwich Bag Test Reveals All


  1. Go to your kitchen and grab a sandwich bag.
  2. Slide your hand inside it and rub it against your paint.




If you hear a scratchy, scuffing noise, your paint is suffering from Oxidation Dysfunction (AKA breaking down).


Glossy and smooth paint yields virtually no sound when doing this motion, and should feel slick.


Now if you DON'T hear anything and your paint feels extremely smooth, great.


Your car paint is in good shape, for now at least.


And we'd like to say congrats you don't need our service... Seriously.


You'll know where to find us in the future should you need us. NO NEED TO READ PAST THIS SECTION. Have a lovely day.


But, if your motion feels bumpy like your previous relationships, well... you're going to want to keep reading.


The Sandwich Bag Test Reveals All


  1. Go to your kitchen and grab a sandwich bag.
  2. Slide your hand inside it and rub it against your paint.




If you hear a scratchy, scuffing noise, your paint is suffering from Oxidation Dysfunction (AKA breaking down).


Glossy and smooth paint yields virtually no sound when doing this motion, and should feel slick.


Now if you DON'T hear anything and your paint feels extremely smooth, great.


Your car paint is in good shape, for now at least.


And we'd like to say congrats you don't need our service... Seriously.


You'll know where to find us in the future should you need us. NO NEED TO READ PAST THIS SECTION. Have a lovely day.


But, if your motion feels bumpy like your previous relationships, well... you're going to want to keep reading.


Now you're probably thinking...

Why is this happening?


There's been a major shift in car's paint manufacturing.


Your car's paint used to be as thick as a credit card but now is as thin as a dollar bill.




And BECAUSE it's this thin, it's less durable and extremely vulnerable to harsh environmental elements...


The culprit?


Well, a few things actually. And we promise we'll show you exactly how to fix this problem.


But first let's take a look at what creates "Oxidation Dysfunction".

Oxidation Dysfunction #1: UV Rays.


One of the biggest paint oxidation myths? Direct sunlight.


That's not the full story.


Oxidation happens from heat and oxygen. But the heat? It’s from UV rays.


UV light hits the clear coat, penetrates, and heats the paint.


This lets oxygen waltz right in, and as the metal heats up, the fading kicks off.


California’s sunny skies? They’re packing some of the strongest UV rays in the US.


Oxidation Dysfunction #2: Salt


You might find the salty air along the coast refreshing. But your car? Not so much...


Salt essentially f*cks up your car: rust on the undercarriage, motor mounts, exhaust pipes, and body panels.


The real trouble comes with salt sitting on surfaces, especially under UV rays — California’s specialty.


As it heats, salt crystals eat away at the clear coat, then the paint, and eventually the bare metal, causing rapid rust.


Oxidation Dysfunction #3: Pollution


Los Angeles and pollution? No sh*t Sherlock.


Even top fuel-efficient engines burn only 95% of their fuel.


Diesel and other unrefined fuels? Even worse.


The leftover fuel? Blown out as pollution... yuck.


This produces excessive amounts of carbon particles in the air that end up on your car's paint...


And guess what? Carbon particles are tiny, hard, and jagged little bastards.


They scratch the hell out of your clear coat, leading to oxidation and faded paint.

So, now what?

Well, you could do what this gentleman does every night to protect his investment.

That's crazy!

We don't recommend this, it will break your back and bank account.


Now, if you’re more a DIY kind of person.


You could go to Autozone, buy some products, spend $227 and 4 hours of your time.

Now I know what you're thinking

Yeah, yeah, you're just trying to freak me out into buying your crap.


"I take my car to the car wash every other week and it looks fine to me"


Look, we get what you're saying.


But here's the deal...




Car Washes: Great for Daily Grime,


But Not Enough for Lasting Shine.

Regular car washes keep your car looking good and that's important!

But just like brushing your teeth doesn't keep them white forever.


Car washes can't tackle deep dirt that dulls your paint.


That's why...

We decided to bridge the GAP

That's right we're choosing to be different.

Give oxidation Dysfuction the middle finger...

After hundreds of formulas and thousands of hours in research, testing and development we finally perfected the Detox Anti-Aging formula that removes paint destroying contaminants and prevents OXIDATION DYSFUNCTION.


It's a 3-in-1 formula, that clean the pores of your paint, removes contaminants and adds a layer of protection to Keep your ride young and fresh, like a Kardashian without the drama..


"Treat your car to a spa day without the spa price. We start at $167.".


Why this service must exist

Disclaimer: Additional charges apply for black cars, as well as for removing swirl marks, tree sap, scratches and water spots, etc.

Do-nothing

$0


Invest $0 and continue to rust for free.


May lead to unexpected compliments, a newfound appreciation for decay, or a sudden urge to start a rust-art collective..

Detox Plus

$167


Deep-cleaning treatment removes stubborn grime and impurities, leaving your paint refreshed and rejuvenated. It's like a facial for your car, but without the cucumber slices...

14 days of protection*

  Detox Elite

$297


Deep-cleaning treatment removes stubborn grime and impurities, leaving your paint refreshed and rejuvenated. It's like a facial for your car, but without the cucumber slices.

6-12 months protection*

Here's some gossip except it's real...

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“Thanks Javier and team, for training us on paint Correction. We are very happy to deliver Glossier cars to our clients”

Lonnie Decker

Manager North LA Lamborghini.

“I've delivered many Paganis, this is the best-looking finish. Thank you Javier for the passion and dedication you have given to us”

Francesco Zapacosta

Manager Pagani

“I was extremely impressed by the Gloss that the car I sold to my client looked after 8 years. Javier and his company is Top Notch”

Michael Gregorian

Manager BMW

“GlossBoss is at a completely different level and Javier the owner is always looking for ways to improve the products and services” 

Mark Haynes

Manager Beverly H. McLaren

There are a ton of detailers.

Here's is why we're different
Gloss Boss Other guys
Double money back guarantee Yes No
Licensed, Bonded & Insured Yes No
Small batch lab tested Yes No
Try it before you buy Yes No

You may still be skeptical. 

Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,


stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food...


and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are


You can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either. 


Here's a photo of me and my family so you can match a face with a name...


Frequently asked questions 

  • Why don't you offer 3 to 10 year coating?

     "Our previous offerings of ceramic coatings often fell short due to factors such as accidental damage, insurance complications, and improper maintenance. To address these challenges, we have developed a diffrent solution designed to provide enhanced protection and convenience for your vehicle and wallet".

  • Do i need a 2-3 step paint correction?

    Straight forward answer is no unless you are going to park your car in a showroom display and never drive it...

    Daily driven cars will always have minor blemishes and imperfections so why polish your car to perfection?

    Unless you still want to waste your money then go ahead and make me more money.

  • Do you formulate your own Detox Anti-Aging?

    Yes.

    We are always working in our lab to test new formulas that will benefit our client's cars' paint finish.

  • Do you offer warranty or guarantee?

    Yes.

    We offer a gloss meter guarantee, we will take a measurement after the installation and our guarantee is your car's paint will not drop 5 gloss units in the 6-12 months.(proper maintenance is required)

  • What is the maintenance process?

    We provide you with a complimentary Gloss Booster kit to maintain your car's glossy finish and tutorial's.

I'm not big on yelling "last chance" or "act now.

But if there ever was a time it needed to be said, it's now.


Here are 3 reasons why:


  1. Try it before you buy it.
  2. No need to drive, we come to you.
  3. If we don't deliver baby butt smooth finish we pay you $1000 cash.

Join The Waitlist

Clearly, you've got the smarts to make it this far – impressive. I look forward to hearing from you.


Javier Virgen

P.S

Aaaaaah you made it, to the warm and cozy place in the PS section.


And, in case you're one of those people who just skip to the end, here's the deal:


We promise to deep clean your car's paint, remove contaminants and provide protection, eliminating future hassles.


All with a double money-back guarantee for your peace of mind.


DOUBLE P.S

Seriously? Still reading? Who hurt you?...


Okay, look. This is a limited time offer.


We've only manufactured a limited amount of the Detox Anti-Aging™.


Once it fully runs out you'll have to wait for the next lot.


And I don't know how long this will take.


AllI can tell you is that there's no catch to this offer.


No shenanigans of any kind. (pinky promise)


So join the waitlist and see if your car qualifies.



TRIPLE P.S

Holy sh*t, you're still here? What are you looking for magic? Is that what you want?

Look, I don't know what else to tell you.


What I will say is this.


I'll personally guarantee you a baby butt smooth paint finish or I will hand you $1000 cash for wasting your time.


How's that for magic?

Fill out the form and find out if your car qualifies.


Tick-tock.


Tick-tock.


You won't regret it.

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