GLOSS SATISFACTION AT A FRACTION.

"Glossier paint guaranteed or we pay you $1000 like for real"

Don't press this button

GLOSS SATISFACTION AT A FRACTION.

"Glossier paint guaranteed or we pay you $1000 like for real"

Don't press this button

"OH SH*T - TO AHA"

Hey,


You probably found your way here because of those nasty swirl marks, watermarks, or tree sap in your car's paint finish.



So you're smart, you've hit up Google, searching for the safest - most effective solution.



But with so many options out there, you don't know what to trust.



Some people are saying...



Do a 2-3 step paint correction.



Do color sanding (wtf is that?).



Heck, you might've even tried rolling the dice on the cheapest solution at your local car wash, but let's be honest, they probably just made that sh*t worse.



Therefore we want to earn your trust by giving you something for free.



Paint History 101.



Paint used to be as thick as a credit card.


But, now is as thin as a piece of paper because of government regulations.


Therefore is vulnerable to every Tom, Dick, and Harry with a buffer.



Wannabe "professional detailers" can burn your paint within 3

seconds.



So, if you'd rather not gamble your car's good looks on the detailing equivalent of a blind date gone wrong, stick with us.



We've got a foolproof plan that won't break the bank or your heart.

"OH SH*T - TO AHA"

Hey,


You probably found your way here because of those nasty swirl marks, watermarks, or tree sap in your car's paint finish.



So you're smart, you've hit up Google, searching for the safest - most effective solution.



But with so many options out there, you don't know what to trust.



Some people are saying...



Do a 2-3 step paint correction.



Do color sanding (wtf is that?).



Heck, you might've even tried rolling the dice on the cheapest solution at your local car wash, but let's be honest, they probably just made that sh*t worse.



Therefore we want to earn your trust by giving you something for free.



Paint History 101.



Paint used to be as thick as a credit card.


But, now is as thin as a piece of paper because of government regulations.


Therefore is vulnerable to every Tom, Dick, and Harry with a buffer.



Wannabe "professional detailers" can burn your paint within 3

seconds.



So, if you'd rather not gamble your car's good looks on the detailing equivalent of a blind date gone wrong, stick with us.



We've got a foolproof plan that won't break the bank or your heart.

It's not your grandpa's wax.

It's not your grandpa's wax.

Traditional buffing methods remove too much paint(clearcoat) most detailers are removing the UV/UB inhibitors that are needed to protect your paint from the sun and harsh elements from the environment.


We decided to get our hands dirty with some hardcore testing.


After 13 years, 500k invested over 10,000 hours of research testing and development, our Detox Anti-Aging System was perfected. So instead of removing paint, we are adding.


Now your car's paint will be stronger, glossier and making it stupidly easy to maintain.       

While the price may be more than you'd like to pay, please know...it's less than we want to charge!

Gloss Booster

$497

This service is for vehicle's that need a  little TLC without breaking the bank or winning trophies. Small changes, big impact.

ShowRoom Gloss

$1,397

Your car used to turn heads. Now it’s more like a shoulder shrug. Don’t worry, we can help you recapture that new car look.

  The 1% of Baller's

$9k

 If you're the kind of person who knows the difference between a Ferrari red and a Ferrari rosso corsa, then you've found your people

It's not your grandpa's wax.

Traditional buffing methods remove too much paint(clearcoat) most detailers are removing the UV/UB inhibitors that are needed to protect your paint from the sun and harsh elements from the environment.


We decided to get our hands dirty with some hardcore testing.


After 13 years, 500k invested over 10,000 hours of research testing and development, our Detox Anti-Aging System was perfected. So instead of removing paint, we are adding.


Now your car's paint will be stronger, glossier and making it stupidly easy to maintain.       

Discover why we were the last call for Beverly Hills McLaren, Lamborghini, Pagani, and the Air Force One Team.

Discover why we were the last call for Beverly Hills McLaren, Lamborghini, Pagani, and the Air Force One Team.

You may still be skeptical. 

Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,


stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food... and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are.


You can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either. 


Here's a photo of me and my family so you can match a face with a name...


You may still be skeptical. 

Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,


stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food... and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are.


You can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either. 


Here's a photo of me and my family so you can match a face with a name...


Let's cut to the chase...

We're not everyone's cup of tea; we pick our clients carefully. Click if you dare to see if you qualify.

Boost your gloss now

Let's cut to the chase...

We're not everyone's cup of tea; we pick our clients carefully. Click if you dare to see if you qualify.

Boost your gloss now

Clearly, you've got the smarts to make it this far – impressive. I look forward to hearing from you.


Javier Virgen

You made it this far, congrats. You're part of the 1% who finish what they started.


I look forward to hearing from you.


Javier Virgen

P.S

Aaaaaah you made it, to the warm and cozy place in the PS section.


And, in case you're one of those people who just skip to the end, here's the deal:


We promise to get your car's gloss on point again, and we're backing it up with a double money-back guarantee for your peace of mind.


DOUBLE P.S

Seriously? Still reading? Who hurt you?...


Okay, look.


We are a specialty boutique shop and we can only handle so many jobs.


Once we're fully booked out you'll have to wait a few weeks.


So apply now to see if you qualify.

TRIPLE P.S

Holy shit, you're still here? What are you looking for magic? Is that what you want?

Look, I don't know what else to tell you


What I will say is this


I'll personally guarantee you a glossier paint finish or I will pay you $1000 cash for wasting your time.


How's that for magic?

Hit the apply button and find out if you qualify.


Tick-tock.


Tick-tock.


You won't regret it.

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