IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU SHOWED UP
We've been expecting you...
Hey homie,
It's Tony.
It looks like you like reading.
Or stalking. Or maybe a little bit of both.
We have no idea how you got to this website.
Maybe you read about us online...
Maybe you saw one of our scandalous Facebook ads.
Or maybe a friend told you about us.
If so, they should be given a box of donuts.
Or a foot rub.
Anyway.
It seems like you found your way here because bottom line you wanna make more dinero.
But...
There's been a major shift in the auto detailing world...
Ten years ago, slapping a ceramic coating on your car was like rocket science – tricky and best left to the pros.
But, here's the twist: technology did a 180.
Now, any Joe or Jane can walk into Autozone, grab a $15 ceramic sealant that's stupid-easy to apply and lasts longer than some Hollywood marriages.
Therefore, detailers are in a pickle – selling 3-10 year ceramic for $1500-$2500 is now tougher than convincing a cat to take a bath.
Now you might be wondering...
Who the f*ck are you and why should I listen to you?
That's a great question, I would be thinking the same thing...
Yo, I'm Javier Virgen...
I grew up in the slums of Mexico.
Fast forward to 2009, I started EcoDetail and managed to
grow it to 4 locations and 22 team members.
I hired business experts Oren Klaff and Chris Voss to help me master high-end consumer behavior.
Educated and armed with the proper pitch and negotiation skills, I started closing deals with world-top companies:
Beverly Hills McLaren, Lamborghini, Porsche, Pagani, and even the President's Jet (Air Force One).
By 2020, I had transformed EcoDetail into GlossBoss, thanks to the power of branding and storytelling.
Now I'm gonna skip the bullsh*t, here's the real deal.
Success is a real btch. No one ever hits their big goals without a shtload of hard work and some help along the way.
That's exactly why I'm inviting you to a free 1-on-1 call — it's my way of sending the elevator back down.
But, there's another reason too...
As a means of putting my best foot forward and demonstrating I can help you by actually helping you.
I'm not here to bullshit you with just words.
I want to show you real, useful tips – prove that my sh*t isn't just hot air.
So, here you go...
Book your free 1-on-1 call now.
You may still be skeptical.
Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,
stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food... and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are
you can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either.
Well, I'm not a fu*%*ng stranger.
I'm just a homie you haven't met yet.
Here's some proof that I'm legit.
Can the dog hunt?
You could have a carwash guy as talented as Leonardo Da Vinci…
But he might not have an ounce of confidence. So, he is charging what he is worth is $25/hour.
Then, you might have a car wash guy with about as much talent as DJ Khaled… who is as cocky as a rooster.
So, him charging what he is worth is $300/hour.
If you're a top G, you're welcome to book a call.
If not bounce the f*ck outta here.