Let's face it, losing the new car look is no bueno.

Lock in the new car swag now or continue to rust for free...

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A day in the life of a new car. 

Let me tell you what a day in the life of a new car looks like,

Drive off the lot you instantly get hit with LA smog, jet fuel, brake dust,


artillery fungus, and microscopic dirt, that’s really the first day in our society,

I don’t know what it’s like on Mars but where we live that’s how it works.


Truth is, you've been fooled.

You don't need our service if you plan to park your car in a showroom display.


But if you plan on driving in the notorious LA smog and Sun, stay with me for the next 7 seconds.


Durable paint jobs of the past were replaced with the high gloss of the present. And with that trade-off came maintenance challenges such as fading, peeling, and rusting.


97% of detailers, are not professionally trained in modern clear coat technology, and are still using buffing systems from the 1970s!


Let's talk about you.

If you’re reading this right now, you’re interested (to some degree) in locking the showroom gloss on your new ride.


But really, you want your ride to mirror your confidence, power, and Status.


While I certainly can’t control who you end up hiring to gloss up your car, what I can tell you is there is a reason GlossBoss is the last call for world-top companies like Beverly Hills Mclaren, Lamborghini, Pagani, Porsche, and The Air Force One Team ( the presidents jet) when they need the best protection and ultra high gloss finish.


Do I have your attention? 


Good. 


Let’s begin.


It's not your grandpa's wax.


Say hello to Detox Anti-Aging System...

Our proprietary process combines state-of-the-art technology, eco-safe materials, and highly skilled technique's for this problem. Unlike physical exfoliators that scrape off the surface of your paint, GlossBoss ceramic Detox safely & gently sloughs off dirt, iron deposits, brake dust, jet fuel, rail dust, and more. Through chemical exfoliation, Detox unglues the problematic acids hiding and clogging beneath the paint. Following up with our ceramic sealant gives your car the protection and glossy finish equivalent to waxing it 24 times. 


The ugly cost of no prorection.

  • Watermarks removal: $973
  • Tree zap removal $573
  • Artillery fungus removal $379
  • Bird dropping $703


Nobody cared about us until...

When The President's Jet  Air Force Team needed the highest grade results, We were the last call to take care of this challenge.

So what makes GlossBoss

special?

  • Doublmoney-back guarantee
  • Licensed, Bonded & Insured
  • Small batch lab tested
  • Try it before you buy

You're probably still skeptical. 

Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,

Stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food... and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are

You can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either. 

Here's a photo of me and my family so you can match a face with a name...




More bling, less cha-ching! 

Click on the play button to start.

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