IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU SHOWED UP
We've been expecting you...
Hey homie,
It's Tony.
It looks like you like reading.
Or stalking. Or maybe a little bit of both.
We have no idea how you got to this website.
Maybe you read about us online...
Maybe you saw one of our scandalous Facebook ads.
Or maybe a friend told you about us.
If so, they should be given a box of donuts.
Or a foot rub.
Anyway.
It seems like you’re always on the hunt for products that can really level up your game.
But...
There's been a major shift in the auto detailing world...
Ten years ago, slapping a ceramic coating on your car was like rocket science – tricky and best left to the pros.
But, here's the twist: technology did a 180.
Now, any Joe or Jane can walk into Autozone, grab a $15 ceramic sealant that's stupid-easy to apply and lasts longer than some Hollywood marriages.
Therefore, detailers are in a pickle – selling 3-10 year ceramic for $1500-$2500 is now tougher than convincing a cat to take a bath.
And here's where GlossBoss comes into play.
We understand exactly what needs to be done in order to make more Benjamin's.
The detailers that don't understand this, will go from leaders in the industry to followers and the followers that understand it well and work with us are gonna become leaders.
We know this better than anyone else and if you don't get this right, it can be extremely painful.
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Let's talk about you
You could have a carwash guy as talented as Leonardo Da Vinci…
But he might not have an ounce of confidence. So, he is charging what he is worth is $25/hour.
Then, you might have a car wash guy with about as much talent as DJ Khaled…who is as cocky as a rooster.
So, he is charging what he is worth is $300/hour.
The Heavy Hitters™
System
This system has the secret weapons to turn hard labor into solid profits and chaos into efficient systems.
Bigger Piggy Bank™
A simple but powerful system to borrow other shops' audiences and generate leads.
Detox Anti-Aging™
A completely different animal to stand out from every other detailer doing 2-3 step paint correction and ceramic coating.
BrainTrust System
A proprietary video interaction to guide the consumer vs selling.
No Fuck*ng Around Money™ System
Get your own GlossBoss website that gets people from just curious to shut up and take my money.
You may still be skeptical.
Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,
stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food... and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are
you can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either.
Well, I'm not a fu*%*ng stranger.
I'm just a homie you haven't met yet.
For real, here's my story if you are somewhat curious...
Yo, I'm Javier Virgen...
I grew up in the slums of Mexico.
Fast forward to 2009, I started EcoDetail and managed to
grow it to 4 locations and 22 team members.
I hired business experts Oren Klaff and Chris Voss to help me master high-end consumer behavior.
Educated and armed with the proper pitch and negotiation skills, I started closing deals with world-top companies:
Beverly Hills McLaren, Lamborghini, Porsche, Pagani, and even the President's Jet (Air Force One).
By 2020, I had transformed EcoDetail into GlossBoss, thanks to the power of branding and storytelling.
Now I'm gonna skip the bullsh*t, here's the real deal.
Success is a real btch. No one ever hits their big goals without a shtload of hard work and some help along the way.
That's exactly why I develop this franchise model without the hefty fees — it's my way of sending the elevator back down.
Here’s the proof—this is legit!
The Heavy Hitters System™
is only $297/month
Everything below is what's included in your monthly dues:
- No Fucking Around System:
You can have a nice free wix or GoDaddy website. - But it will be difficult to convert visitors into high-paying services.
- Therefore you can get access to your own GlossBoss website that's been battle tested to get more sales.
- BrainTrust System:
Consumers want to be guided to the best option for their car and lifestyle-
But with traditional sales strategies make people run away.
Therefore get access to our video interaction system that guides the consumer instead of selling.
- Bigger Piggy Bank System
- You want to stand out in the crowded detailing market and attract high-quality leads.
But most strategies either cost a fortune or simply don't work.
Therefore you'll get a proven script to borrow other shops audiences and generate leads. - Plus 50 high-end gift cards to leave a lasting impression.
- Detox-Anti Aging:
- Consumers are looking for a unique solution to their problems.
- But most detailers are stuck doing the same old 2-3 step paint correction and ceramic coating.
- Therefore the Detox Anti-Aging™ is a completely different animal.
- You'll get access to our Detox Anti-Aging™ formula at a homie price.
For just $297/month, you're basically getting away with daylight robbery (of our proven system) to take people from "just curious" to "shut up and take my money".
We bet you 1000 bucks you won’t find this anywhere else. Seriously if you do we’ll pay you $1000 cash.
Fill out the from below to join the waitlist
Clearly, you've got the smarts to make it this far – impressive. I look forward to hearing from you.
Javier Virgen
P.S
So, you probably bought a shitload of products, and they're sitting on your shelf collecting dust,
and you're thinking is this the same bullsh*t?
F*ck no.
This is a completely different animal.
Trust me, you won't find this anywhere...
DOUBLE P.S
Seriously? Still reading? Who hurt you?...
Ok, look, let's get this straight
The Unfuck Yourself™ Platform is exclusive to only one person per city.
No bullsh*t about 'only a few spots left' or 'act fast now'.
However, once someone buys a city, that chance is gone.
So, keep that in mind...
TRIPLE P.S
Holy shit, you're still here? What are you looking for, a promise that you will get rich?
Look we are not gonna lie to you, you won't get rich from this...
What we will say tho is that we’re so sure this will make some drastic changes to your business that if you don’t recover your investment
You get a full refund for wasting your time.
But remember, you will have to put in the grind, otherwise, it will not work.
So... If you're not willing to knock at 100 shops, then bounce the f*ck out of here.
Let's talk about you detailers
You could have a detailer as talented as Leonardo Da Vinci…
But he might not have an ounce of confidence. So, he is charging what he is worth is $25/hour.
Then, you might have a detailer with about as much talent as DJ Khaled…who is as cocky as a rooster.
So, he is charging what he is worth is $300/hour.
-
Write your caption hereButton
The Heavy Hitters™
System.
This system has the secret weapons to turn hard labor into solid profits and chaos into efficient systems.
The Heavy Hitters™
System.
This system has the secret weapons to turn hard labor into solid profits and chaos into efficient systems.
Bigger Piggy Bank™
A simple but powerful system to borrow other shops' audiences and generate leads.
No Fucking
Around Money™ System
Position yourself as The Detailer vs a detailer.
Detox
Anti-Aging™
A completely different animal to stand out from every other detailer doing 2-3 step paint correction and ceramic coating.
BrainTrust
System
A proprietary video interaction to guide the consumer vs selling.
You may still be skeptical.
Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,
stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food... and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are
You can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either.
Well, I'm not a fu*%*ng stranger.
I'm just a homie you haven't met yet.
For real, here's my story if you're somewhat curious.
Yo, I'm Javier Virgen...
I grew up in the slums of Mexico.
Fast forward to 2009, I started EcoDetail and managed to
grow it to 4 locations and 22 team members.
I hired business experts Oren Klaff and Chris Voss to help me master high-end consumer behavior.
Educated and armed with the proper pitch and negotiation skills, I started closing deals with world-top companies:
Beverly Hills McLaren, Lamborghini, Porsche, Pagani, and even the President's Jet (Air Force One).
By 2020, I had transformed EcoDetail into GlossBoss, thanks to the power of branding and storytelling.
Now I'm gonna skip the bullsh*t, here's the real deal.
Success is a real btch. No one ever hits their big goals without a shtload of hard work and some help along the way.
That's exactly why I develop this franchise model without the hefty fees — it's my way of sending the elevator back down.
Here’s the proof—this is legit!
The Heavy Hitters System™
is only $297/month
Everything below is what's included in your monthly dues:
- No Fucking Around System:
You can have a nice free wix or GoDaddy website. - But it will be difficult to convert visitors into high-paying services.
- Therefore you can get access to your own GlossBoss website that's been battle tested to get more sales.
- BrainTrust System:
Consumers want to be guided to the best option for their car and lifestyle-
But with traditional sales strategies make people run away.
Therefore get access to our video interaction system that guides the consumer instead of selling.
- Bigger Piggy Bank System
- You want to stand out in the crowded detailing market and attract high-quality leads.
But most strategies either cost a fortune or simply don't work.
Therefore you'll get a proven script to borrow other shops audiences and generate leads. - Plus 50 high-end gift cards to leave a lasting impression.
- Oxidation Dysfunction Treatment:
- Consumers are looking for a unique solution to their problems.
- But most detailers are stuck doing the same old 2-3 step paint correction and ceramic coating.
- Therefore the Detox Anti-Aging™ is a completely different.
- You'll get access to our Detox Anti-Aging™ formula at a homie price.
For just $297/month, you're basically getting away with daylight robbery (of our proven system) to take people from "just curious" to "shut up and take my money".
We bet you 1000 bucks you won’t find this anywhere else.
Seriously if you do we’ll pay you $1000 cash.
Fill out the from below to join the waitlist
Clearly, you've got the smarts to make it this far – impressive.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Javier Virgen
P.S
So, you probably bought a shitload of products, and they're sitting on your shelf collecting dust and you're thinking is this the same bullsh*t?
F*ck no.
This is a completely different animal.
Trust me, you won't find this anywhere...
DOUBLE P.S.
Seriously? Still reading? Who hurt you?...
Ok, look, let's get this straight
The Heavy Hitters™ Platform is exclusive to only one person per city.
No bullsh*t about 'limited spots left' or 'act fast now'.
However, once someone buys a city, that chance is gone.
So, keep that in mind...
TRIPLE P.S.
Holy shit, you're still here? What are you looking for, a promise that you will get rich?
Look we are not gonna lie to you, you won't get rich from this...
What we will say tho is that we’re so sure this will make some drastic changes to your business that if you don’t recover your investment
You get a full refund for wasting your time.
But remember, you will have to put in the grind, otherwise, it will not work.
So... If you're not willing to knock at 100 shops, then bounce the f*ck out of here.